10 Perfect Replies For Annoying Things People Say To Us

How much are you earning?

The standard reply ‘polite giggle’. It is the most intruding question which is sure to make you run away in another direction.

Why have you put on so much weight?

It’s my affluence showing. Is life not treating you well?

Why have you lost so much weight?

Why haven’t YOU lost weight? Need some tips?

I don’t like what you’re wearing

Uh huh. So when is your collection being shown at the Fashion Week?

How much did you score in your exams?

How much did YOU score?

Why did you quit your job?

Because I had a better offer from Mark Zukerberg. He needs me to check Facebook and make sure it works fine all day.

Why are you always on the phone?

Can’t tell. It is a matter of National Security.

Why do you keep going for parties?

Because parties are so hard to get, they just don’t come to me by themselves ya!

Why are you so busy?

Umm… why are you so free?

Are you single?

Oh I’m sorry I think I missed the memo where my relationship status became a public discussion.